Saturday, February 23, 2013

Man Beheads Woman, Runs Down The Street Holding The Head



A man has been convicted of beheading a British woman with a knife inside a supermarket on a Spanish resort island and will be sentenced to spend time in a psychiatric institution.
A court in Santa Cruz on the Canary island of Tenerife found that Deyan Valentinov, a 20-year-old homeless Bulgarian man, had committed the act of murder but was not criminally responsible for his actions because he has acute paranoid schizophrenia.

Catholic Bishops Blast Jonathan, Governors Over Massive Corruption, Rights Abuses



Catholic Bishops of Nigeria The Catholic Bishops’ Conference of Nigeria (CBCN) on Friday in Abuja expressed worry over the lack of accountability and transparency at all levels of government in Nigeria, saying the situation is responsible for the massive poverty and insecurity in the country.
The bishops said by failing to uphold probity in the deployment of public resources, President Goodluck Jonathan, state governors and other public office holders should be regarded as human rights abusers. This is contained in a communiqué signed by Arch-Bishop Ignatius Kaigama, President of CBCN at the end of the first plenary conference titled "Faith and the Dignity of the Human Person". The communique stated that the lack of transparency and accountability were responsible for the high level of poverty and security threats in the country.

Gang Member caught with 100 Wraps of heroin hidden in his anus



A New Jersey gang-banger pulled over for a traffic stop on Thursday was caught with 100 tiny bags of heroin hidden in his anus, police said.
Rasoul Speight, 32, and a passenger, Gary Sylak, 25, were pulled over for on the Palisades Parkway in Alpine, in Bergen County, for unclear plates and obstructed view, Palisades Interstate Parkway police said. 
The cops caught a whiff of marijuana and searched the car, but found nothing.

Man arrested for burying his deformed baby alive



Kids with disabilities are often seen as an embarrassment to the family. One Pakistani man took extreme measures to get rid of his disabled baby.

Mohammed Anwar, was arrested and accused of burying his newborn daughter alive because she was physically deformed.

Anwar is a police officer in the city of Khanewal in the eastern Punjab province, his daughter was born at a hospital in the nearby town of Kacha Khoh.

ATM machine suddenly starts spitting out free cash



If you are the type that likes free cash then you should have went over to that ATM machine that suddenly started giving everyone cash for free.  Police were eventually called to restore calm in eastern England after the ATM was constantly distributing twice as much money than customers were asking for.

A Lloyds TSB ATM machine in Ipswich began distributing "free money" to customers after the bank branch was closed for the night.   When news of the free cash spread, a crowd began gathering, causing arguments between those who sought to use the faulty machine.

Fake doctor arrested after woman dies of a bumbum enlargement



All a woman wanted was a nicer butt, but she died.

A South Florida woman posing as a doctor was arrested and charged in the death of a woman who died after authorities said her butt was pumped with unknown toxic substances during surgery to enlarge her butt.

Shatarka Nuby, a 31-year-old mom, gave a woman known as "Dutchess" hundreds of dollars to come to her home and inject her buttocks, hips, thighs and breasts with an unknown substance. The Dutchess, whose real name is Oneal Morris, sometimes wore scrubs and a stethoscope. She supposedly sealed her with with glue, and cotton balls, according to sheriff's deputies in Broward County.

Did You Know? The most expensive food in the world sold in dead squirrels



If you see a dead squirrel don’t run from it, the world’s most expensive food maybe hiding inside the dead squirrel.

If you ever come into possession into an obscene amounts of money and do not know how to burn through it, consider purchasing a $12,000 pizza or a $2,000 Wagyu meatloaf and drink it with a pint of an $1,100 lager, in a Belgian casing made of a dead squirrel.

Some of the most costly foods in the globe, among which are gold-lined, truffle-laced and wine soaked foods like a $16,000 meat pie sold at the Fence Gate Inn in Lancashire, England.

Police rescue drowning sèx doll from river




Police in Shandong Province, China, received calls that were reporting that a woman's body is floating in the nearby river.  A team 18 of police officers, medical workers and firefighters rushed to the scene as the drama unfolded.

They worked frantically for almost an hour to rescue what they thought was a woman drowning, the news media reported.  Hundreds of people had gathered to watch the heroic rescue.
Police stopped traffic so that the ambulance can rush the woman to the hospital as soon as she is rescued. 

But when officers finally managed to bring the drowning woman to shore, they were shocked and disappointed to discover it was an inflatable sex doll.

Man spends 11 Million Naira to look like Britney Spears



Plastic surgery today can make you look like whoever you like, man or woman.  A young man was a great fan of Britney Spears and went under the knife to prove it. Kara Nicole Hays spent approximately $70,000 to get the look of Britney Spears the news media reported.

The 26-year-old believes that the surgery cost about $30,000, the remainder went to therapy, hormones, clothing, cosmetics and everything else he needed to make the transition.  Hays said that his face is all natural and any resemblance to Spears is a lucky coincidence. "I never had facial reconstruction to look like a celebrity," he said.  

U.N. Calls To Legalize Prostitution Worldwide (Is This How To Unite Nations)



A U.N. backed commission urged to legalize prostitution worldwide. A report published by the U.N. backed World Commission on HIV and the law, recommends that nations around the world get rid of "punitive" laws against prostitution - or what it calls "consensual sex work" and decriminalize the voluntary use of injecting illegal drugs in order to combat the HIV epidemic.

The commission, which consists of 15 former heads of state, lawyers and activists against HIV AIDS was convened in 2010 by the Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon, and is co-supported by the Development Program United Nations UNAIDS Joint United Nations Program on AIDS / HIV.

Bride marries someone else as groom shows up late to the wedding



Being late for his own wedding was costly for this groom. Groom Jameel was going to marry Nagma, at 10:30 am in the area ofMuradnagardistrict in India, However the groom and his family arrived at the wedding at 6:00PM.  The bride and her family were very angry that the groom embarrassed the bride by not showing up to the wedding that they allowed the bride to marry another man.   When the groom and his family finally showed up many hours later the bride’s angry family members beat them up. The police were called to bring the situation under control.

Have I Begged You for Money Before? Taribo to Osaze



Oh my God, this is mad funny and at the same time it's not because Taribo isn't happy. Osaze went on twitter and tweeted that football administrators had failed to treat former international stars right, citing late striker Rashidi Yekini, Femi Opabunmi and Taribo as examples. “Yekini, (may his soul RIP) our legend died in poverty…Femi Opabunmi lost his sight and struggling to feed now…T. West I heard not so comfortable and few others,” Osaze said.

Tragic: Okada Robbers kill Mother of Five



A 42-year old mother of five and a divorcee, Mrs Rashedatu Adebowale, has been shot dead by a 3-man robbery gang operating on a motorcycle.

The incident happened along Jonathan Coker Road beside Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, mega station at Iju, Fagba, Lagos state, southwest Nigeria.

According to one of the sons of the deceased, Jimoh Shobowale who is about 10 years old, when the three men riding on a motorcycle came to where the deceased was selling engine oil by the roadside, they told her that they had come to collect their money and she asked them which money were they talking about and that she had only N500 on her.

Made In China (A.K.A Chinko): 200,000 Fake Balls Seized





Two hundred thousand counterfeit soccer balls originating from China have been seized at the Brazilian port of Santos, the South American country’s tax authorities said in a statement.
The balls included imitations of the Jabulani model, the ball used at the 2010 World Cup, and the Cafusa, which will be used at the Confederations Cup in Brazil in June.
Brazil’s Inland Revenue Service said the balls were apprehended at the port as part of “Operation Protected Frontiers” and would be destroyed.

Friday, February 22, 2013

SHORT OF WORDS: 50% Of Students In Kaduna Hold Classes Under Trees - Official



About 50 per cent of primary and secondary schools students in Kaduna State take their classes under trees and other open spaces, a senior official with the state ministry of education has disclosed.
According to the officer who did not want his name in print, an assessment carried out by a non governmental organisation shows that 32.0 per cent of primary schools pupils in Kaduna State have their classes in the open air.

Tonto Dikeh’s Fans Fear For Her Health



Tonto Dikeh who made her début in Nollywood few years back is naturally fair in complexion.
But despite this, the controversial actress has gone ahead to tone her skin in a manner that makes her to  look like  a ‘weird beauty.’
Her fans are expressing fear that the actress whose green veins have become so obvious through her now thin-layered skin, may soon break down with a skin disease.

23-Yr-Old Strípper Exposés Bréast To Increase Twitter Fans (Photo)



23-year-old Chelsea Ferguson has amassed over a grand 351,000 followers on twitter by showing off her bóobs on the social networking site.
She had first promised to carry out the act if she could reach 1,000 followers and since then the number has taken flight.

Chelsea, who was working at a stríp joint in Leeds, now gets bookings to appear at bars and nightclubs up and down the country.
She said: "In the space of two or three months everything just spiralled.

Press Release: EFCC Arraigns Seven Internet Fraudsters





The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, has arraigned Seven internet fraudsters: Philip Agbodobri (alias Daniel Karlssom) Peter Sunday (alias Richmon), Nnamdi Obinna, Amegor Ovenseri, Eloghosa Ocikiabor (alias Kristopher Kole), Osagie Aghedo Bliss, Idehen Obabueki Bleek before Justice P.I Ajoku of the Federal High Court 2, Benin on separate charges bordering on conspiracy to commit felony to wit: obtaining money under false pretences, respectively.

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Laspotech student allegedly beaten to death by boyfriend



Culled from PM News
A part-time Business Administration Student of Lagos State Polytechnic, Miss Olayinde Bournes, 22,  (pictured above) has allegedly been beaten to death by her boyfriend, Abuchi Cyril.
The incident happened yesterday Thursday February 21 at Shorinmade Street, Aguda-Ogba area of Lagos State, southwest Nigeria.
According to Miss Titilayo Fagbamila, friend of the deceased girl, she always complained to her that her boyfriend, Abuchi always beat her at the slightest provocation.
She said that on Thursday when the tragedy occurred, Abuchi invited Olayinde to his house along Shorinmade Street, to see his travel documents. Titilayo said nobody knew what happened when the lovers were together but it is believed that they had a misunderstanding which may have led to a fight.
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